McCain’s VP pick was relatively unknown when announced, but thanks to the Internet we are slowly gathering some of the lesser-known facts about Sarah Palin. Here are some of the more interesting ones:
Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
Sarah Palin poses more danger of creating world-destroying black holes than the Large Hadron Collidor.
Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.
The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.
NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity
If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.
Iran’s nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.
Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears, Sarah Palin does – usually with her bare hands.
Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eyes.
We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris – Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
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Are you sure it’s safe posting this, Dave?
Sarah might not like it….
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If Governor Palin didn’t like it, Dean’s spam filter would’ve swallowed the post, because she controls the filter.
Very funny post!
And all the funnier for being true!!
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I thought Obama was the "one". Obviously, it is really Sarah Palin.
Not only is Sarah Palin "The One," her being "The One" eliminates the need for any other numbers. We only still have them because she lets us.
Funny. Sort of puts me in mind of this.
Good god,
Mike Huckabee’s choice to make a Chuck Norris ad wasn’t misguided after all.
"bury" obama is about to learn what a hat trick is all about…..look at it ths way….the clintons are over… osama obama is over…… HALLELUJAH!!!!! (which for you unwashed means praise the Lord) …….
there is a God in heaven and all is right with the world..
HAHAHA, the post is really funny. We need that Dave
Sarah Palin and Fred Thompson coming together is the objective of the Human Instrumentality Project.
1000 pts. to whomever gets the reference.
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