O my brothers! I have sad news to report – our Islamist conspiracy to indoctrinate the toddlers of America has been exposed. Ah well. Next time we’ll embed secret Islamic messages in iPods or something; this doll business was just too obvious in retrospect.
(incidentally Dean, nice call on having a “religious paranoia” category.)
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What an interesting coincidence I just used this for the "Terrorizing Mormons" thread.
I have to admit that if I didn’t know to listen to "islam is the light", whatever the doll says at the end sounds more like "e am lite" but doesn’t sound like the baby speak that precedes it.
Where someone heard "Satan is King" is beyond me.
Aziz, now that you have revealed your plan to indoctrinate our kids, I’ll be sure to not give this doll to my niece.
By the way, while there’s obviously some power of suggestion here, if you compare the live audio you posted, Aziz, to the carefully snipped portion carefully isolated by the AP to the entire sound byte, I really can here "Iswam is dawite" or something like that.
It reminds me of the My Sweet Satan nonsense. And by the way, years ago I carefully tried that myself using a sampler, and yes you can hear "My Sweet Satan" if you play that part of Stairway to Heaven backwards; that YouTube I just linked is no joke, that’s what the song sounded like when I did it over ten years ago.
It’s also utterly meaningless and has more to do with the listener’s suggestibility even than random chance does.
i admit it wouldhave been more scientific to have posted the audio without the suggestion. But this way its funnier.
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